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Episode 5

Jameson Irish Whiskey

· 8 min

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This week, the most famous green bottle on earth: Jameson Irish Whiskey. We give the spirit its honest due — triple-distilled, gentle, vanilla-and-honey smooth, and a genuinely great benchmark whiskey that's introduced more people to the category than any other. Then we profile the man who's turned it into a costume: Murph, the IT guy who owns three flat caps, maintains an accent with no fixed address, and believes that four percent Irish DNA makes him a direct descendant of Michael Collins. A loving roast of the man who built an entire ancestral identity out of a DNA test and a pub named after a fictional grandfather. Tasting notes and character flaws, as always.

The tasting card

Irish

Jameson Irish Whiskey

40% ABV · No age statement · Midleton Distillery

84/ 100 proof
Nose
Light vanilla, green apple, fresh-cut wood, and a soft floral honey.
Palate
Smooth — vanilla, honey, a touch of sherry sweetness, gentle polite spice.
Finish
Short, clean, and lightly toasted.
“A genuinely great, infinitely drinkable benchmark — the gateway whiskey done right.”

Jameson goes down like a handshake — triple-distilled, gentle, all vanilla and green apple and honey, a benchmark that’s introduced more people to whiskey than any bottle alive. Benchmarks are underrated; respect the green bottle.

Then meet Murph — real name Brian — who owns three flat caps, maintains an accent with no fixed address, and has built an entire ancestral identity out of a DNA test that came back four percent Irish. He’s implied a direct bloodline to Michael Collins. He calls Saint Patrick’s Day “our Christmas.” He has never been to Ireland.

Underneath the costume is a genuinely warm man who wanted a heritage, a pub, and a table that knows the chorus — and built one out of a green bottle and four percent. He could set the accent down and still get the second round. Sláinte, Brian. Go on.

  • value pick
  • would re-pour

The drinker we imagined

The House Pour

Found their drink in 2009 and has been ordering it ever since.