What do you get a whiskey drinker who has everything?

The thing they'd never buy themselves. Answer six questions and we'll tell you what that is for the person on your list.

Is whiskey a good gift for a whiskey lover?

Rarely. They have opinions about whiskey and none about the gear around it. Shop the drinker, not the drink.

What's a safe whiskey gift under $25?

A four-pack of Glencairn glasses. It works for every drinker on this site.

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Six questions. One drinker. The right gift.

You don't have to know whiskey. You have to know them. Answer six nosy questions about the person on your list and we'll tell you who they are, what to buy at three budgets, and what to write in the card.

1. When they hand you a glass, what happens?

They tell you what it cost and how hard it was to find.They ask you what you smell. Then they wait.They warn you it's "a little smoky" and watch your face.They've already made you a cocktail. You didn't order one.It's the same drink it's always been. It's fine. It's whiskey.They tell you the proof before the name.

2. What's on their shelf?

Sealed bottles they don't open, arranged for photographs.Store picks with dates on them. There is a spreadsheet.Nothing showy. Every bottle is quietly excellent.One bottle at a time, finished and replaced. Same brand.Bitters. Vermouth in the fridge. A jigger they wash.Islay on the top shelf. Everything else below it, where it belongs.

3. When do they drink?

10:40 p.m. One pour, one specific glass, lights low.Whenever there's a release and they have something to show for it.When it rains, with a window and a book.When guests arrive. They're making the drinks.Game on, glass in hand, no commentary.When there's something new to try. Preferably weird.

4. What do they say too often?

"You can't get this anymore.""Give it a minute in the glass.""It's not that smoky.""Under a hundred proof isn't worth the glass.""This one reminds me of—" and then a story."It's fine. It's whiskey."

5. How do they feel about ice?

Never. Not even a drop of water. They'll say so.One big clear cube they made themselves.One cube, the same glass, the same chair.A dropper of water, a pause, then a tasting note.Depends on the bottle. There's a rule for each one.Ice is for the photo.

6. What do they actually want for the holidays?

The bottle they can't get. You can't get it either.To taste something they've never tasted.A ritual, not a thing. Better light. A heavier glass.Something to make drinks for other people with.Islay. They have said the word "Islay" to you.Proof. More proof.

Questions people ask

What do you get a whiskey drinker who has everything?: The thing they'd never buy themselves. Answer six questions and we'll tell you what that is for the person on your list.
Is whiskey a good gift for a whiskey lover?: Rarely. They have opinions about whiskey and none about the gear around it. Shop the drinker, not the drink.
What's a safe whiskey gift under $25?: A four-pack of Glencairn glasses. It works for every drinker on this site.

Six questions. One drinker. The right gift.

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