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The Allocation Historian

You're shopping for someone who knows a liquor store clerk by name and can tell you what a bottle cost in 2019.

Recites shelf prices like war dates, keeps a spreadsheet with tabs, and has six sealed bottles he describes as "trade bait." He has never, to your knowledge, traded one.

He knows the clerks by name because he shows up. The bottles are just what he brings home.

The card

For delivery day. Tell Dana I said hi.

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