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The Cocktail Evangelist
You're shopping for someone who has adjusted your drink without asking.
Refrigerates the vermouth and will tell you why. Fifty silent stir revolutions, then the handoff quiz: "tell me what you think."
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Cocktail Kingdom Japanese-style jigger
The tall, narrow jigger real bars use. Consistency is the sermon.
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Yarai-style mixing glass
Fifty silent revolutions deserve the right vessel. Heavy, footed, room for a full scoop of ice.
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Breville Smoking Gun Pro
Theater, but real wood smoke and no open flame. He'll evangelize with props; at least the props will work.
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He makes drinks for people. That's love, with a strainer.
The card
For the drinks you make everyone else. Yes, I'll tell you what I think.