You're shopping for
The Flavor Chaser
You're shopping for someone who has explained to you why rum is where bourbon was ten years ago.
Nine tasting notes per pour, two of them invented, a cost-per-pour note on the phone, and a phase they're about to enter that you will hear about.
Stocking Stuffer
Top shelf pick
Pocket tasting journal
For the notes they currently say out loud. Paper doesn't interrupt.
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On the shelf
Glencairn black whisky glasses (set of 4)
Opaque glass, so the label can't tell them what to taste. The gift that makes the next phase honest.
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On the shelf
Whiskey aroma training kit
Proof for the nine notes, or ammunition for a tenth.
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The curiosity is real, and it's the best thing about them. Feed it.
The card
For the next phase. I'll pretend to be surprised.