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The House Pour

You're shopping for someone who found their drink years ago and has been at peace ever since.

There is no bit. We looked. The single worst gift you can give this person is something "better," because it reads as a review of a choice they're happy with.

• Stocking Stuffer

  Top shelf pick

  Tovolo King Cube ice tray

  One big cube for the usual. They'll say it's the same drink. It will be a better one.

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• The Real Gift

  On the shelf

  Heavy-base rocks glasses (set of 4)

  Heavy, plain, dishwasher-proof. The correct glass for a person with no bit.

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• The Grand Gesture

  On the shelf

  Stanley Easy Fill flask (8 oz)

  For the game. They'll fill it with the same thing every time. That's the point.

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They win. Buy the good version of what they already love and let them enjoy it.